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Soviet Onion

Talking Onion: Communism is cool
Guy: So you’re a Soviet Onion?
by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 15, 2022
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sovietnam

The name that Russia would name Vietnam if they conquered it.
This is just a parody country that would sound good if combined. Soviet(Russia) + Vietnam = Sovietnam. Is that to hard to understand?
by SyrupClown September 14, 2007
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soviet union

the greatest and most flourishing civilization to ever walk this earth
by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018
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Soviet Canuckistan

The proper name for the nation known as Kanata (ahem, Amerindian) or the more familiar, Canada. The nation to the North of me. With seemingly intelligent people who are total snobs. Well why wouldn't they be snobs? Well, what could be more fun than socialism, homosexuality and pedophilia trains, high crime rates running rampant, evil people, bobsledding, riding moose and maple syrup? :)

Also, the occasional eggnog and butchering of French language. You can't forget the eggnog though.

All the while, having no military but Al-Shabaab to support 'em. Communist Canada is #1 dudes, so why try harder? special snowflake
Yup, Canadians should be darned proud they're better than Americans. Canadians are the best! They invented everything. Best achievements include creating the Chevrolet and Ford, oh wait. Wasn't that Michigan state. Oh well. Other achievements include KISS, Bob Dylan, Mounties, Avril Lavigne, Green Day, Kurt Cobain, Avril Lavigne, Maple Syrup and the defeat of Nazi Germany. :)

Canadian: I just got back from my pedophile homosexual dad whooping me on my ass and touching me. When I woke I had Maple syrup for breakfast and rode Moose to school. Then we got into a knife fight with the other kids and the teachers and I murdered them all! Since guns are banned, I won! I am so cool. A typical day in the life. Yup, socialism and free healthcare. This is the best damned country on Earth. After school I fucked my dead teacher in her ass. What an awesome day.

American: Wow, that's awful. Are you Canadian?

Canadian: Yup. We're better than you fat Americans and are very very humble, my friend. We are #1, baby. So why try harder? Soviet Canuckistan - where dreams come true, we are number one baby! weeehoo. :)
by Abraham's Adversary June 15, 2016
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Soviet national anthem

a prideful song that represents the most powerful army in the world
the soviet national anthem sounded beautiful when sang
by pureanonymoustruth May 16, 2018
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Soviet Zimbabwe

The greatest country in the world. You will all bow down to this country. Nobody, and i mean NOBODY will satand in the way of them.
"Hey, have you heard about that country Soviet Zimbabwe, They are amazing"
by W3AB00 January 22, 2018
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Soviet Russian Rematch

a rematch of epic (Soviet) proportions. if you ever lose at anything slightly competitive, it is up to you to demand a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR).
the Giants playing the Patriots again in the Super Bowl is an example of a Soviet Russian Rematch (SRR)
by Nikolai Antropov March 4, 2012
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