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Soviet Pressure Torture

1. A type of torture that involves inserting the end of the rubber hose of a bicycle pump into the anus and inflating the rectum like a balloon

2. A type of torture that involves inserting the metal needle of an air pump of the kind used to inflate basketballs into the male genitals, and inflating either the penis or scrotum like a balloon
Officer: Well, you're pretty tough. All other interrogation methods have failed, so we'll have to go to the last resort.

Prisoner: What's that?

Officer: Soviet pressure torture.

Prisoner: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHING!
by pfeifer1935 May 11, 2011
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sovereign

A word The president Bush Doesn't know.

One that exercises supreme, permanent authority, especially in a nation or other governmental unit
A king, queen, or other noble person who serves as chief of state; a ruler or monarch.
A national governing council or committee.
by Neal December 14, 2004
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sovietnam

The name that Russia would name Vietnam if they conquered it.
Soviet + Vietnam = Sovietnam
by SyrupClown December 9, 2008
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Soviet Union

A country that still exists. The Soviets tricked us into thinking that they broke up in the 90s, but they really didn't.
The reason why the Siovet Union did not break up in the 90s was because they had no reason to. Bigger country=more power.
by Anonymous July 8, 2003
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Soviet Safeway

A really bad supermarket characterised by poor produce selection and long lines at the check out.
Homeboy: If we gonna drink tequila we need to stop at the store and get some limes.

Dude: Just don't pull into the Soviet Safeway there is no way they got any!
by oldbull September 6, 2010
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lady sovereing

A word used by complete idiots who are probably trying to write Lady Sovereign but either do not have enough brain capacity to spell sovereign right or know that they are not worthy of writing the name of such an amazing artist.
1
Idiot : "you know your music taste sucks you like lady sovereing"
Me: no i don't! wtf is that?...........Oh, you must mean lady sovereign!
Idiot: yeah that's her I forgot how to spell he he whoops *kills self*.

2
Wanker: " Lady sovereing is a disgrace, but I am kind of scared to write that properly"
Me: yeah the Ess-Oh-Vee would kick your ass!
Wanker: "shut up I am going to have nightmares now....mum I need hugs!!!!!! and I need you to fuck me!
by ~~SoMe RaNdOm BiTcH~~ July 5, 2009
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Sovereign Citizen

A United States Citizen who is generally homeless, has no Social Security Number, and doesn't pay taxes. Sovereign citizen is quite literally a synonym to domestic terrorist, and enjoy killing anyone who represents any kind of government authority, especially police officers.
" We have the right to bear arms to shoot our own politicians!"
~ A. Dumbass, sovereign citizen
by Jameth Thorton Roxford June 9, 2011
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