Host Sober

The level of sobriety required of a host when entertaining guests at a party in which everyone is smashed beyond belief.

Jim: DUDE, THIS PARTY'S AWESOME! THANKS FOR HOSTING! ARE YOU ENJOYING IT?

John: I can't enjoy it, dude. I'm host sober.

by Furious A November 20, 2011

Team Sober

A team of two retards who get really drunk and proceed to tell everyone they are sober.

Team Sober? More like Team Drunk.

by asdfghjkl1234567890WU March 29, 2013

Caribou slobber

A blowjob in the woods while she’s on all four’s. Pinching her ears trying to make the ok hand signal. Then at climax pull the ears up as hard as possible while pushing in, giving a loud gagging sound.

I was out camping and got a caribou slobber.

by Willtrealslimstand April 22, 2021

facebook sober

when someone decides to quit getting on facebook.
esp. when the person was previously obsessed.

similar use as the single word sober

"Dude, I've been facebook sober for a week!"

by xx.kw April 11, 2010

Slobberknocked

Someone who is intoxicated to the point where they won't stop talking.

Oh no, Bob is drinking again. He's going to come home slobberknocked, I'll be up all night listening to his nonsense.

by Justin Marko August 2, 2005

soberado

An individual living life clean and sober.

I'm a soberado living life one day at a time.

by Toddsterx April 12, 2008

slobber jobber

to perform an intense blow-job on someone

Barry loves to give repeated slobber jobber action.

by moi74 October 18, 2011