Snicker Fucked

The feeling of total helplessness you have when you are jonesing for a sugar rush and find out someone has stolen your candy bar> also a verb describing the feeling of utter embrassment when you feel like you have performed like John Holmes Jr, only to find the girl has texted her frinds with all the details followed by the very large letters "LOL. " This text or conversation would make all the other girls "snicker" at your size or performance.

Dude, I had a snicker bar in my backpack that i was going to eat after first period, but it seems charles has snicker fucked me again.

or

Last night, I thought I was a porn star, but apparently I have been snicker fucked.

by sweetontweety7777 December 21, 2009

Snicker Punch

When you're having sex and it slips in the wrong hole.

"Last night I slipped and snicker punched her... she's still mad at me."

by ediblemongoose October 16, 2012

Snicker doodle

1. n. A sugar cookie rolled in cinnamon and sugar before baking
2. v. Dipping one's balls in cinnamon and sugar before being licked

"I ate a snicker doodle because I like cookies."
or

"One does not simply teabag when one can snicker doodle"

by Dirtymarriedcouple November 9, 2013

snacker crack

Kieran redington coined this term in april of 2009 when he smoked a bowl of crack from the vagina of a member of the travelling community ( nacker ). He has twice since tried to beat his own record but has failed due to inability to pull.

Omg kieran stop snacker cracking that woman

by batman of the wayne kind March 1, 2015

dick snicker

A word you say in pure terror when your frightened or hurt yourself

Oh DICK SNICKERS you scared the shit out of me

by Reynosar May 8, 2017

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021

thicker than a snicker

a fat person who is not sloppy just thick

I haven't seen her in a long time; she's gotten thicker than a snicker.

by zzmdusa May 24, 2010