shoefart

Describes the unusual noise made by new shoes when walking.

Mike: What is that noise? Did you fart?
Sophia: No, that wasn't me, that was a shoefart.

by OrangeDiva October 6, 2008

shoe splooge

the act of cumming into an un suspecting persons shoe before they put it on and theyll receve a gross but funny suprise

dude i got all the guys to shoe splooge jims shoe before he goes to get us more beer.

by jurasickjack November 27, 2009

shoe nazi

Some bitch who always tells you to take your shoes off inside

Mom: take your damn shoes off now!
Son:Jesus mom stop being such a damn shoe nazi!

by Shoe nazi November 8, 2018

Soggy Shoe

a soggy shoe is when a male masturbate and releases his fluids into a person's shoe right before he/she puts it on. and then they put it on with cum all on the inside

i gave my girlfriend a soggy shoe because it was funny

by sizzle master October 30, 2010

Shot shoe

Term to describe a complicated situation which seams to have no resolution

There were so many stupid people in the meeting we could make no reasonable decisions it was a complete shot shoe.

by Billy semen October 26, 2020

Cool shoe shine

Lyrics from the song “19-2000” by Gorillaz.

Sang by the Gorillaz member, Noodle, Who is usually the guitarist of the band. The lyrics have multiple meanings but It is often quoted inside the fandom as something they wish to acquire or to reference Noodle herself.

Get the cool, get the cool shoe shine!

by Narcissus_12 June 6, 2021

cool shoe shine

when you're bored at work so you go into a bathroom stall and put your foot into the toilet and splash around

i was bored at work so I went into the bathroom for a bit and performed a cool shoe shine until i felt better

by wurmseven December 31, 2022