Pagan Salsa

An amalgamation of various bodily fluid; Mung, Jenkem, Arby's explosion, Vile vitrile bile, A bohemian rhapshitty splashed onto freshly paved tar producing a mirage of shit.

A mass effect of crones. Pagan Salsa with cheese cheese sauce.

These normies are pagan salsa. When I finish..... Pagan salsa..... This fucking planet...... Pagan salsa.

by Sir Hoovington Esquire April 28, 2023

nutty in the salsa

a very fun activity to do with your friends where you get salsa dip your ballsack in it (not pp tho) and you ENJOY THAT SALSA

me: you dude you want to do some nutty in the salsa
him: yeah *pulls out salsa*
me: *vigerously dips nutsack in salsa*
friend: slurps up that salsa
friend: yummmmy

by biggy thiccy March 16, 2019

salsa

Salsa is not from Cuba as mentioned above. It is a term that refers to both different styles of dance and latin music. The term was created as a way of classifying a multitude of genres of music from latin america for an uninitiated American consuming public. What we now know as salsa music and dance originated in New York from a combination of various Latin rhythms (from Cuba and Puerto Rico in particular as well as others), as well as some U.S. genres like Jazz, primarily by Latinos (again Puerto Ricans and Cubas in particular) as well as other ethnic groups (i.e. African-Americans and Jews).

You'll find the some of the best salsa music by anyone that was on the Fania label.

by Una Salsera June 21, 2005

Salsa Cube

(noun). A failed meme that looks promising but fails to catch on.

That pic was funny, but I'm afraid its gonna turn into another salsa cube.

by u4eazcoo! May 4, 2010

Skalav

A curly haired, Albanian with great smile and one of the goats.

Wow, that guy is a real Skalav

by anonymous July 12, 2021

chunky salsa

stuff that spues forth violently from between a womans legs that can commonly be mistaken as chip dip. The stuff that can stick to your leg, the wall, random passerby

unfortunatly for mary it was that time of the month and the chunky salsa flowed like a red river of doom or like an inducing blue ball river of doom.

by skippy the hippy December 9, 2008

salsa stick

a hispanic dick,cock,pork,prick etc..

Look a those hispanic hombres with those massive salsa sticks

by jim April 30, 2004