sitemare

A developer's term for a tedious web project, usually due to poor guidance planning, unreasonable goals and constantly shifting requirements.

Julie asked me to do a simple web page for her art project but it quickly turned into a sitemare.

by Phluker October 9, 2009

Flag

Get the sitemare mug.

shitomic bomb

The act of executing such a smelly shit that after a while your noes become ignorant to the rancid smell emanating from your buttocks, however as soon as you open the door and your nose has something to compare the smell of your shit too, it's too late and you have passed out.

You:*comes out the toilet*
Friend: Urgh!!! Dude did you just drop a shitomic bomb? because I can no longer feel my legs...
- you both continue to pass out

by procastiNATION January 22, 2014

Flag

Get the shitomic bomb mug.

Related Words

sitom • sitcom • sito • stoma • stomach • stomache • Sithmi • stomachache • Satomi • SIOMHA

Stomach Real Estate

The space available in your stomach for food consumption. It being limited in nature

Dude, don't waste your stomach real estate on those croissants.. go for those crab cakes in the corner there and .. hit them hard !

by Savio Dsouza July 17, 2016

Flag

Get the Stomach Real Estate mug.

stomach lasagna

The contents of a person's stomach after eating literal shit (the mince) from someone's asshole (See Human Centipede) and then swallowing a load of cum (the bechamel sauce), followed again by eating shit and then swallowing more cum. At least 3 layers are needed for it to be considered a proper "Stomach Lasagna"

"Oh dude, Jedd ate so much ass last night in between sucking all the dick he must have had a solid 5-layer Stomach Lasagna"

by The PassiveFist August 12, 2018

Flag