Sean Connery Syndrome

When a man believes that his physical attractiveness is in unaffected by age. Syndrome sufferers often repeat the word "distinguished" and cite Sean Connery as an example, hence the syndrome name. Afflicted men fail to recognize that the allure of Connery's celebrity status does not apply to them. Plus no woman age 35 or younger would ever want today’s Sean Connery to sexually touch her now. Cures for this syndrome include looking into a mirror and psychoanalysis to break down their deep refusal to acknowledge reality.

Man A: That brunette won't lock eyes with me. I'm gonna get closer.

Man B: Her? She is half your age.
Man A: What are you talking about? My distinguished looks can bag that!
Man B: Dude, you got some chronic Sean Connery Syndrome. I'll be over here when she has the bartender send you away.

by clevername July 19, 2018

Sean MacGuire

A male, Irish redhead, who has an obsession with walking into the town of Rhodes at the wrong time.

Arthur Morganr: "I need calmness. If I take you, I might as well bring Micah along."

Sean MacGuire: Compare me to that oily turd again... and you're a dead man."

Arthur: "Fair enough."

by FatSco October 11, 2019

Seanna

A beautiful women. Usually a brunette with brown eyes. She has the bigest heart and is a trustworthy and loyal friend. Seanna's usually have a big friend group and gets along with anyone. She usually is Sporty, Musical(good singer but never shows it). When something is wrong she puts ip a fake smile or uses the excuse im fine or im just tired alot. But she is nit tired she is not fine so give her time to open up. If you ever break seannas trust you have lost her for good as she finds it hard to trust people. Avoids dating even though she secretly wants to, as she is scared to get hurt.
If you ever find a Seanna Look after her she is one of a kind. And is definetly a keeper.
Seanna's can be secretive and detects when people are lying very easily. Jobs that would suit a Seanna: Detective or police, lawyer,writer, Doctor or animal care.

"Hey dude why are you so sad?"
"Seanna is gone.."
"Why she was perfect"
"i broke her trust"

by - MS December 6, 2019

Sean Miller Mode

When you eliminate half the fortnite lobby before the match even starts.

Bruh he just went Sean Miller Mode on those kids.

by Fred Witzgall Jr March 20, 2020

SeanCody

A gay porn website that straight people are always curious and look up the most.

A: I just watched a really interesting movie last night!
B: Oh yeah, was it from SeanCody?

by PlayStupidGamesWinStupidPrizes June 27, 2021

Sean

Sean is the most amazing boyfriend alive. He will fulfill your every desire, wish and command. He is extremely loving, sweet, sensible, gentle (but rough when it matters). He is the best baller player, comparable to Pascal Siakam. He is crazy hot, cute, sweet and honestly so drop dead sexy!!!¡¡ Sean loves dogs, food and loves to poop A LOT!!! His rapping skills are undeniably amazing and he is beyond talented in basically EVERYTHING!!!! Most likely to be good at most sports and is SO good with kids!!
If you have a Sean, KEEP him!!!!! He is the most special goodest boy ever!! He will treat you like a queen/princess and shower you with love and affection and care for you like no other. Sean is a BIG keeper and he will never fail to make you smile and feel warm and bubbly all over!

Sean is so fcking sexy!!!

Sean has a HUGE DICK
SEAN is hubby material

by PHOtesfaye January 1, 2019

Sean Connerized

When at a party, somebody brings up SNL celebrity jeapordy, everyone begins to perform their imitation of Sean Connery at the same time, absolutely convinced in their heart of hearts that their Sean Connery is the best the best.

Ex: Sean Connerized

Guy #1-Hey did you see the SNL jeapordy? Sean Connery is so funny.
(All at the same time)
Guy #2-Whore Seamen Trebeck.
Guy #3-Jap Anus Relations
Guy #4-I was with your mother last night, Trebek.
Guy #5-Anal bum cover

by Darron B March 13, 2008