Sidewayzed

When a big truck pulls another truck sideways, just to prove it is bigger and better.

Yo I'll tow your shit sidewayz or I heard you got sidewayzed.

by rancidkid1020 April 17, 2011

sideways sanchez

After anal sex the male give his partner sideburns with the poopstick

Lemme get a sideways sanchez

by dr. perfect at everything November 22, 2011

Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar May 24, 2018

sideways 69

When you want to bring the steam to your bedroom game by preforming 69 with your partner, on your sides.

Girl 1: Omg I heard he was certified in sideways 69!

Girl 2: yeah he got his training from Vance octane!

Sup girl do u wanna sideways 69 tonight?

by Jenna_Taila May 11, 2020

sideways laughing emoji

an emoji used to express ironic laughter or to show that one does not care about something someone said to them.

person 1: bro you really need to start doing the homework in math if you want a good grade
person 2: nah fuck that🤣 (sideways laughing emoji)

by choppavans December 15, 2021

China sideways

A way for a situation to become compromised in an extreme and unusual way. Based on the misconception that Chinese women have sideways vaginas.

I would have been here sooner but traffic was all fucked China sideways.

by Kunthuffer October 19, 2017

brain is in sideways

One can't think straight, usually because one is in love

"Ever since I met Big Tito, I feel like my brain is in sideways

by Sparkina1967 July 19, 2004