shwetank

hathi ke kaan

ooo see that elephant has huge shwetank

by mr. saasy October 28, 2021

Shweet

The massive dump you endure the next morning after a long night of munchies.

Paul: I took the biggest shweet today.

Jim: It was probably the turkey-banana sandwiches dude.

by whereismymindd January 28, 2011

shtexting

pooping while texting, shitting while using your ipod.

Guy 1 : "dude, i just got a text from jim, and hes in the can." Guy 2: "Oh, hes shtexting you?"

by metaltaz November 14, 2012

shweeto

(Noun) a person, place, or thing that acts as if they are cooler than everybody. They think they know everything. They have confidence, but for all the wrong reasons, and they always look like an idiot. Awkward word be the best way to describe a Shweeto. They think they are hip, but they are painfully socially inept. They also wear clothes that they think are cool, but again, they look like a dweeb. Think a guido, or a emo kid, or any style that makes a person stand out but stand out because they look like an idiot

1. Look at that shweeto over there talking to that girl as if hes gonna lay the pipe...
2. Mark Sanchez looks like a Shweeto with that headband on his terribly feminine curly hair.

by Michael Pussy boy October 13, 2013

Shext

The act of texting, Facebooking, tweeting etc while dropping a deuce

I think I'm going to shext while on the shitter after break.... Saves time!!!

by The Mower November 3, 2017

Shweet

Used to be a better more likeable "sweet". Can be used in almost any situation.

Bro that bible verse is "SHWEET"

by JAKEnBAKEnSNAKEnCAKE July 14, 2019

shexting

shexat means netflix & chill for coders

Greva mal shexat.
Let's go shexting.

by shexer December 2, 2020