shylock shoes

new shoes that take a pound of your flesh before you break them in. usually sandals or some other cute shoes. the cuter the shoes, the more shylocky they seem to be.

e.g. "I have blisters all over my feet...these shylock shoes have taken their pound of flesh!"

by cdafox May 19, 2010

shower shoes

Athletic style flip-flops worn in public bathing facilities such as showers steam rooms and saunas. Recommend to be used to avoid catching such nasty foot fungus' such as athletes foot and to maintain sanitary conditons in the aforementioned places

Joe wore his shower shoes in the steam room at the gym.

by JoshieG April 23, 2010

Shmoosted

A derivative of shwasted and smashed, shmoosted is the process of becoming severely inebriated from the consumption of excessive amounts of alcohol. Often said by high school and college students while boasting about their drinking accomplishments.

Bro, I got so incredibly shmoosted last night, I'm never drinking again.

I'd probably do Rosie O'Donnell if I got shmoosted enough.

I feel depressed and withdrawn unless I'm shmoosted.

by Hindenburg March 9, 2012

Velcro Shoes

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

shoespoon

The alternative to a shoehorn, a device used for easing the foot into a shoe

Don't put that in your mouth, its a shoespoon!

by Kyleia December 20, 2010

My pair of shoes

To describe something that suits you exactly, or is your taste. (akin to the British expression Just My Cup Of Tea)

Origin - Vienna, Austria.

I like Abba, they are just my pair of shoes.

by TheDufster March 15, 2005

drinking shoes

the shoes you put on in order to go out and get wasted.

Gentlemen, put on your drinking shoes; the beer has arrived and it's time for beirut.

by sersdf July 20, 2008