shitdickery

where you fuck around and get shat on or shit on everyone and everything around you

he stepped into a big ol mess of shitdickery by not observing the rules of the road. causing havoc to all including himself with his recklessness.

shitdickery the act of not giving a flying fuck

by hanso frutiger September 11, 2023

Sir Shitlicker

A hacky-sack carrying, baja wearing, long haired sketch ball, who enjoys sulking around town and golf courses while high, and mourning over the loss of his true love. Sir Shitlickers are not very smart people, and they may be completely oblivious to the fact that they are hurting the girl who has liked them all along. Sometimes they have been known to have no feelings, except for the girl who got away.

"wow that Brian's a real Sir Shitlicker." "I'll say, did you see him loitering in front of 7-11 yesterday? probably looking for Ash again."

by Amber Alloy January 4, 2010

Shticker

Animated stickers for messaging - emojis that move and create an emotion with movements

"Hey joe!"
"Hey bob"
"What's up?"
"I'm crying" *uses shticker for face with tears coming down its face*

by Remvine May 26, 2014

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016

ShitTickets

Another ridiculous word to use when talking about toilet paper.

Hey, I'm stuck on the toilet & we're all out of SHITTICKETS!!!

by CJB1984 May 15, 2017

Shitfucker

Someone that have the gift to make a messy situation even more garbled, in the most of cases taking a personal advantage on it.

Willy is a shitfucker!

He convinced the boss to use his crappy solution to hide performance problems.
Now he has got been promoted and I have to deal with that mess.

by ||||42|||||| April 24, 2018

Shitsticker

when you need to swear but children are around but you still swear but make not sound like a swear

Person1: Ah, shitstickers
Person2: what
Person1: there are children here

by thechidlerwhoswears March 18, 2019