Shitfuckcock

A word used to name or describe the smell of your penis after having anal sex. Also used as a derrogatory term for someone who just plain sucks due to some kind of accident they have caused.

1. "Man, take a shower, i can still smell your Shitfuckcock!"

2. "Man, that guy is a real Shitfuckcock for spray-painting shit all over your car!!11!1oneone!11!1!1!!!111oneone!one

by Cockboy (the original, none of the crap losers who steal our name) June 28, 2006

asstruck shitfuck

An average North American-designed low quality heavy duty transportation vehicle. A word play crudely satirizing the vehicle model names of GMC and Ford produced trucks.Pretty much any combination of these four words can signify this meaning and be identified as such. Usually exclaimed in frustration. Careful with usage.

Stop drivin around that asstruck and go buy a Nissan.

*car breaks down*

"Goddamn this is the last time I ever buy a North American asstruck shitfuck! I am going to the Honda dealer."

by Veer January 1, 2005

shitbunny

means jimmy is gay

yep

by bob May 15, 2003

shitcunt

Red wine and white wine in a single glass, this is what a shitcunt is

Oh my god, you are drinking a shitcunt

by sho0sh September 28, 2005

Shitfinger

v. - To intentionally collect shit (feces, including dingleberries, butt sweat, etc.) onto one's finger (commonly the middle finger, being the longest) and, upon exiting the bathroom or other relief area, then seek out a particularly intolerant, insufferable, jerky, arrogant, drunk, or otherwise undesirable person (see also: shithead) and proceed to approach them from behind (or sneak up on them), grab them by the face, and stick the shit-greased finger past their lips and into their gums (but not beyond, so as not to get bitten).

This act is one of extreme boldness, bravery & conviction, and should be reserved only for the worst offenders and/or situations where one can escape quickly and with ease.

"Once you figure out what it is, then you realize someone did it on purpose."

Ned: Jesus, that guy is an asshole.

Larry: He might just be drunk.
Ned: No, he's still a tremendous asshole, he's been like that the whole concert. You should've heard him when we came in, too.

Larry: Is it bothering you that much? Then fuck it, give him a shitfinger, right in the gums. I've got your back.
Ned: Yeah. Man, I never do that, but that fucking guy deserves it. Hold my beer, I'm going to hit the port-a-potty and will be right back.

by SnacksCCM September 26, 2018

shitfuck

an expression used when something has gone horribly wrong.

another way of saying anal sex.

"did you do the project due today?" "SHITFUCK that was due today??"

"yea man we shitfucked"

by someonechanged January 1, 2010

Shitfuckery

The process by which your brain is fucked and you are not worth shit.

This fucktard has a bad case of shitfuckery!

by naimon April 27, 2009