shitfirbrains

kelly the blonde from misery

duhhhhhrr!? shitfirbrains

by dillyddoo October 24, 2008

Shittory Sputters

Airy, sputtering, diarrhea, often occuring as a side affect of the venerial disease Shittory Dicks.

"Damn, Jamal! I have the shittory sputters. I would highly suggest that you dispose of your chair that I was sitting on earlier."

by iamtheram123456789 May 12, 2009

shitorama

When all the public toilets at an event are too full.

The porta-potties at Burning Man were a total shitorama.

by hugh jafro February 16, 2010

Shit-for-brains

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Shit-for-brains is commonly used to describe people who often go off topic and talk about something completely irrevelent. These people aren't very good at socializing and are extremely random. (most likely they are trying to acheive a certain kind of humor but failing miserably) Also see dumbfuck

Ahh, guess we gotta break this conversation up. Here comes Shit-for-brains matthew.

by shit-for-brains September 12, 2009

Shitfire

A name given to the Windsor Spitfires hockey team when they are playing like shit (which is most of the time).

"Do you want to watch the Shitfire game?"

by Adam- March 2, 2007

shitlord

A derogatory term used to describe someone with unexamined privilege, especially wealthy, attractive, able-bodied, hetero, cis, white men; a person who expresses opinions about the oppression of others without having experienced that form of oppression.

My straight friend: She's bisexual, she must be confused.

Me: Bisexual people aren't confused about their sexuality, shitlord, they are attracted to their own gender and another gender.

by callmestranger2 May 18, 2016

Shitfire

Spike your girls drinks with strong laxatives. Then provide to have snap sex, she will try to squirm away to get to the toilet but pull her down as she begins to shit on your dick. Once you feel shit on tour dick, grab her by her hair and her feet and bend her in a position so her ass is facing in the direction of something/someone you want to cover in shit. Proceed to violently shake her until she begins to spray shit everywhere.

'Rosie gave me an angry penguin last week, so I got pay back by giving her the shitfire last nigh'

by RosieLovesMeReally July 30, 2016