shape up or ship out

Be good or go away. Can be used as a retort to being called a 'fishwife'

boyfriend: i'm so sorry
girlfriend: you better shape up or ship out

by sconbon April 11, 2007

meat shield

Used in a zombie invasion, a meat-shield is a individual who is viewed as obsolete or as a way to save their own ass by another individual, and they are promptly used as bait on an hoard of zombies at any given time. This technique is very effective in distracting the zombies, and since the meat-shield had no real purpose before, they are given a purpose to be yummy decoy.

Scenario: zombie invasion, wide scale and there is a small group of survivors. One of the survivors, named Steve, does not do jack to help the group and constantly pissing and moaning, making life even more aggrivating for the others.

Steve: #whining and bitching# I'm tired and hungry!! This sucks! I'm going to be the last survivor...Bitch, bitch, bitch, etc...
#hoard of zombies come running in#
Sam:#about to be attacked by a zombie# Meat shield!
#Group tosses Steve into the masses of zombies. He doesn't last long... And the rest of the group gets away and survives#

by sephrin May 20, 2007

boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

Girlfriend Shield

A girlfriend shield is created when a man is frightened by something, for example in a haunted house, he places the nearest girl between himself and the danger.

Jimmy used the girlfriend shield manuever when the clown jumped out from around the corner. Who knew he was so afraid of clowns?

by HauntMan August 6, 2009

bitch shield

The emotional barrier a chick puts up when you hit on her. Like when she is by herslelf at the club.

Persistance breaks the bitch shield.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Shape the meat

The act of doing the right thing and shaping the meat.

Bachus...Bachus...shape the meat for me real quick!

by JohnCeeeeCalhoun February 25, 2011

Spaz Shield

The art of moving ones arm up and down in a ferociously fast, unpredictable manner in an attempt to create a shield of sorts. While this shield is not impeneterable, its speed and random nature will leave most attackers guessing.

The Spaz Shield is reported to effectively counter the Munnis.

by Slick2K December 12, 2007