Shield Of Creams

A more fun way of saying Condom.

Shield of Creams: Oh know, My shield of creams just broke!

by condoms4all May 30, 2009

Brown Shield

When a cop breaks up your house party, while he/she is inside and making everyone leave inside, you go out and take a dump on the cop car's windshield.

I gave a cop a brown shield since I was kicked out of this party and really needed to go Number 2.

by Halloween Prankster November 02, 2009

Rainbow Shield

when a company is receiving hate for a character, so they make them gay or in the LGBTQ+ community. so if people still hate them the company can say "you just hate them because of their sexuality."

people:we hate that character
company:oh ya well he is gay
people:so?
company: thats why you hate him
people:no
company:must be
people:damn rainbow shield

by beeeeebo March 16, 2019

meredith shields

A white female rap artist who wears her pants waaaaaaaay below her waist.

Meredith Shields' rapietry (that is, "rap-artistry") is really evident on her new album.

by kitten30495809345820 May 14, 2009

human shield

A misguided individual that would rather shield an out of the way location than to actually risk his life. Will change mind when exposed to what conditions are really like.

"What? Stand in front of Saddam? But, that'll get me killed. This isn't fun anymore."

by tradesman April 01, 2003

Shem-Shield

The ultimate defense with the effective range of 148cm. Due to the quality of the sheild, the user will be protected from anything ranging from wood splinters to an armageddon sized meteor falling from the sky. The sheild must take the brunt of the attack in order for absolute protection to the wielder to be granted.

It is also light and easy to carry. Please keep in mind that as a shield, it will break with repeated use. However, it can be reforged again and again. Make sure you never leave home without one~

Defend me my Shem-Shield!

A: My Shem-Shield is amazing. I totally thought Godzilla was going to kill me back there.
B: I know right! I can’t wait to get a Shem-Shield of my own!

by GeAa September 16, 2018

bubble shield

synonym for a condom, often used by halo fanatics while engaging in halosex.

hold on i need to put on my bubble shield.

by master chief696969 January 07, 2008