Swearing police

A group of adults and/or tattletales who try to prohibit children from swearing. This often goes unsuccessfully as the children usually understand the hypocrisy behind it.

kid: FUCK!!!
Swearing police: Watch your language kid
kid: Fuck you, you can’t stop me from swearing when you yourself do it as well.
Swearing police: Well I’m an adult and I can say whatever I want.

by Dubiks December 20, 2018

Smearing

When you're smiling and tearing up at the same time.

Sabrina was so happy that we wished her a happy birthday. She was literally smearing.

by mootlik January 25, 2019

ed sheering

Verb: The act of being fed food like a baby bird while on tour.

Example 1: Ed Sheeran tours the world looking for birds to feed him like one of their own.

Example 2: Went Ed Sheering after a night out, I'm stuffed now.

by Bamneckpunch April 18, 2018

Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019

sharing is caring

This term is use to describe a form of recreational social and sexual intercourse between consenting adults. Commonly consisting of male/female (or male/male) couples meeting with other males for sex and ongoing intimacy. It is simply being open about you sexual feelings and being adventurous about it; keeping the homies happy!

"Sharing is Caring" probably began since the dawn of time. From our history records at we can find some sort of written documents from the ancient Rome and its' orgies.

"Dude, I can't hang with you tonight" "WTF, why not?" "Lisa and I are going out." "Bring her over, sharing is caring!"

by suite July 17, 2007

Mangekyō Sharingan

An advanced form of sharingan, possesed by a very few in the Uchiha clan.

Every Mangekyō Sharingan looks different and no 2 people will have the exact form.

There have been 5 people Who have been able to use this eye technique: Sasuke Uchiha, Itachi Uchiha, Madara Uchiha, Kakashi Hatake, and Izuna Uchiha

I didnt know Kakashi could use Mangekyō Sharingan!

by Dazek April 22, 2011

searing the jumbo shrimp

to jerk off

"When I returned to the tent, my friend Bob was searing the jumbo shrimp"

by Gus Bettella November 19, 2003