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Green Sharpie

In an event setting, when someone is being annoying or creepy. Asking for a green sharpie means get them away from me.
David asked his handler for a green sharpie when I creepy customer asked for a dick pic.
by Joyfuldead March 8, 2023
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sharpie

a nickname for anyone with a last name that can sound like sharpie
Bob: Her last name is sharp what should i call her
Farnk: Sharpie
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Sharpie Fever

When one acquires a still-inky sharpie and excessively draws on anything and/or anyone who will let them. Sharpie fever induced drawings include but are not limited to: tacky drawn-on jewelry, scribbles and doodles on any piece of blank anything, fake tattoos, and penis drawings on face. Usually sharpie fever abates when the sharpie runs out of ink. Similar to Scissor Sickness, when the urge to cut anything, especially paper and clothing, becomes overwhelming.
While going through the art drawer, Emma found an unopened blue sharpie. In a fit of sharpie fever, she scribbled designs on her arms and attempted to give herself highlights.

At school, sharpies are often banned, not because students sniff them, but because the extensive cases of sharpie fever are difficult to deal with.
by sodkrgnkoas August 21, 2013
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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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Sharpie

A modern legend, a man looked up to as a hero. Originating from C.Sharpe, the man from peterborough who invented the legendary SharpieTM marker. C. Sharpe then became an uberr pimp, and may take what he wishes from the female sex.
Guy 1 "OMG that guys awesome! look at how the ladies love him"
Guy 2 " Such a Sharpie"
by bobby714 June 29, 2008
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sharpie dealer

A person who has 10 or more sharpies and gives them out if you ask. Sometime decorates them and also does fake tattoos.
Person 1: Hey, where did you go?
Person 2: I got a sharpie from my sharpie dealer.
by PasteurizedJuice February 4, 2020
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Sharpie

A slang for gun
I painted that cracker with my Sharpie
by SOMEWHXTECRXCKER June 3, 2019
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