rubbing the sharpie

Furiously masturbating or giving/receiving manual sexual release, so intensely as to leave permanent markings the genitals.

Bitch was 'rubbing the sharpie' like it owed her money!

by zbastardman November 12, 2016

never ending sharpie

When you wipe your butt and there is still poop no matter how many times you wiped.

After last night I really got that never ending sharpie ass.

by Mdhall44 February 24, 2022

San Francisco Sharpie

While Having Anal Sex, Weather Gay Or Straight, You Pull Out And Write Your Name (with WHATEVER is currently residing on your the penis) Where Ever You Can On The Body Of The Person You Just Had Sex With. Without Them Knowing!

Yeah, he said, "that bitch walked around with my name smeared in shit for two days and never knew it after my San francisco Sharpie!

by Thrillbilly00 May 6, 2011

Butthole Sharpie

A sharpie lodged into the anus. It sits comfortably sitkcing halfway out your butthole for weeks at a time while giving your ass cheeks a good shine.

It makes rimming difficult.

"hot beaks"


"Oh i wish that butthole sharpie was longer so we could double end"


"hot sharps spin tits"

by Snstr November 6, 2004

full sharpie

To go to comically inept and frequently fraudulent lengths to support a claim (to the point of altering the actual stats/maps/data with a sharpie and presenting it "real")

He went the full sharpie to defend his ludicrous claim

by NormDePlume September 5, 2019

hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

Momma_sharpie

A beautiful tik toker which does edits and whatever

A amazing tik tok mom
Kind and loving

In a accont called Momma_sharpie on tik tok
Has started her tik tok account on 27 december 2020 and will continue posting till 120million followers

by ItsMollyFull September 8, 2021