sergebetic

A woman who has a sudden onset of symptoms due to the lack of sexual, mental, and emotional intake of a unique individual named "Sergio."

Such symptoms begin with casual comments to attempt to see Sergio again. Progressing to irritation if not being able to engage with Sergio in close periods of time. If unable to satisfy the need for more Sergio the sergebetic will likely lower standands and give up most dignity to survive. Ex., beg for his attention, cry, give guilt trips, be the other woman, and ultimately agree to 3somes. It is best to avoid online dating, going home with this guy on the first date, and having sex sooner than the 6th date. Curvy women with breast larger than DD and/or ass for days should have EXTREME cautuon.

However, if you still have yet to experience earth shattering sex and a man who will always say the right thing ( even if he doesn't always act on it) then Sergio is the way to go.

Ex. 1
Co-worker: "why do you keep checking your phone every ten minutes? I'm talking to you"
Curvy Girl: "because Sergio usually texts me sweet good morning texts."

Co-worker: "you need to have sex with him soon you sergebetic."

Ex. 2
Friend: " hey girl we are all going to cancun for spring break are you coming?"
Girl: "No sergio might want to see me soon and I need to be ready to go over."
Friend: "sergebetic."

Ex. 3
Friend: " I thought you were straight."
Girl: " I am. But sergio has a girlfriend so if I want him I have to sleep with her too."

Friend: " wow, you are a full blown sergebetic for sure!

by betinez June 20, 2014

sergeant Major cockwomble

Miserable male with ex military background and hated by his work colleagues

That ex Army bloke is a right old Sergeant Major Cockwomble

by browns lb February 24, 2017

Sergeant Elmer

A man or woman who enjoys causing an erection in a Male horse.

Look at sergeant Elmer over there, smiling ear to ear, watching that giant dong pop out of that horse's meat sleeve as he sensually brushes his back hair.

by Pappasholley November 12, 2019

Serge Privilege

When a young man willingly cucks himself to an older woman who is the sole heir of a very wealthy man's estate. Granting himself the ability to live a far more lavish lifestyle then he could ever have afforded on his own. Even going as far as to reference the rich man's vacation homes as his own.

I can't believe Evan went for that Serge Privilege. He really is a gold digger!

by Dannyt028 May 14, 2021

Serge Ass

A very round bubble ass, that is very smelly. Richard's preferred choice of rectum. It smells absolutely horrible, but can regenerate quickly and heal itself from Richard, before he rips it in half.

Richard can't decide what to name his New York Times Bestseller book, "The Ass of Serge", or "Serge Ass".

by Richard's Essentials April 24, 2022

Sergen

It means Ehrenmann

Person A: "Pizza on your Neck?"
Person B:"ofc bro"
Person A: "what a Sergen mashallah"

by Fcbarcelona112 October 4, 2023

Thrill Sergeant

The title given to a person that commands another to attempt leisurely risky feats.

The Thrill Sergeant ordered the rookie bungee jumper to move to the edge of the diving plank.

by efewe August 31, 2010