"I hurt a girl with my schlong dong last night, made that bitch bleed"
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
or
"Ash is schlong dong, thats why Shelly loves him."
by Sippin on a 40 November 28, 2007
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if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"
*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.
And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"
..."nukka, i'm schlung!"
*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.
And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"
..."nukka, i'm schlung!"
by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006
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Much the same as beer goggles, though no alcohol is required; i.e the man's schlong makes a terrible, terrible decision about a girl best left alone. The brain is hardly involved, if at all.
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
This may occur after many months of sexual frustration, or simply if he is a slag.
verb; to schlong-goggle
"jesus tom, what were you thinking?"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
"i don't know man, i definitely had my schlong-goggles on"
"however hard tom tried, he simply could not remove the schlong-goggles from his eyes"
by rural_dictionater January 12, 2010
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Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
Chelsea: ewwww girl try it with ranch!
by JENNASABADBITCH August 23, 2011
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I always have mixed feelings about unsolicested schlong shots. On the one hand, Ew, on the other hand... dayum!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
Nick asked me to send nudes last night, but I made him send me a schlong shot first!
by Kinn Notap May 21, 2017
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