schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.

by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016

Schmuck-Dyke

adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.

No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 25, 2010

Schmuck

A Yiddish word meaning Dick. Usually used by Ashkenazi Jews, like myself.

Mr. Goldstien: Ach, did you see that Rabbi that was in place of Rabbi Wasserman? He read the Parsha so slowly! What a Schmuck!
Mr. Havenowsky: Oy. Definitly a Schmuck.

Yehuda: That new kid at Hillel thought he knew everything!

Josh: Yes. He was such a Schmuck.

by Starwarsgeek133 March 27, 2010

pensive schmuck

A detestable or idiotic person who is soberly thoughtful and of a melancholy nature.

Wallie the Pensive Schmuck

by P Ant December 9, 2008

schmuck walk

Procession of economy-class airline passengers through the first class cabin and into coach, as viewed from the perspective of a first-class passenger.

"O.K., we're in seats 2A and 2B, let's board early and watch the schmuck walk."

"No, I couldn't swing an upgrade, so it looks like I'll be doing the schmuck walk."

by larrydart August 27, 2008

Schmuckaholic

One who is eternally attracted to, or seems to attract stupid annoying fuck-ups, also known collectively as schmucks, as if he or she was a magnet to and for them.

Holly is dating another bloodsucking, lazy looser? Is she some sort of a schmuckaholic? What is her problem?
Doesn't she have any sense of self-worth?

by Badwsky February 5, 2010

schmucking around

Basically doing nothing and acting like a lazy schmuck.

"So, Sid, what you up to?"

"Nothing, just sitting at my computer schmucking around."

by lazy_schmuckk33 June 15, 2012