Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

by Colour May 31, 2016

schmitzle-schmazle

doing every conceivable sex act in the Kama-Sutra, The Joy of Sex and the etchings on the shit-house wall

Yiddish term for a pungent, rabbi blessed stew made of leftover foreskins saved by the mohel

**see also mohel bohel

That rabbi schneider can make one mean schmitzle-schmazle!! Baruch haba, bitches!!!

"Is somebody boiling a baboon? Ohhhhh!! Please pass the schmitzle-schmazle! Shalom bitches!!"

by Brad and Mia February 11, 2006

karl schmitt

Once upon a time, there were two embryos and one had the DNA of an intelligent person and the other had incredibly stupid genes. The second one grew legs and that is how Karl Schmitt was formed.

Karl Schmitt cannot talk to you if you are female.

by RetardJesus February 20, 2015

schmit

The Act of Shaving One's Chode

My croch itched because my girl friend likes me to schmit.

by Construction Lab April 6, 2007

Reece Schmid

A Feminine Male, Who Walks As If Superior To Other Males, However A Reece Schmid Is Never Superior

Your So Reece Schmid

by TheTruth1005pp July 28, 2011

Schmidli

1. Biggest dick you will ever see. Usually above 12 inches.
2. A perfect rack on a woman.
3. The last name you wished you had.

"Look at the Schmidlis on her!"

Person 1:"Man what the fuck happened to you?!"
Person 2:"He hit me in the face with a Schmidli..."

by !!?!?!?!?!?! January 21, 2009

Schmidtke

Schmidtke is a surname originating in Germany which originally meant "blacksmith", but in Australia has taken on a meaning of "that kid at your school who is always gonna be there for his fam. He would take bullets for each and every one of his squad, and they mean the world to him. He is tall and sexy as hell"

Girl 1: Dayum, that Schmidtke kid lookin sexy today! Kinda wanna get with him, but my boyfriend gets kinda jealous
Girl 2: its okay, gurrl, he knew when you got together that Schmidtke was a risk, but Schmidtke would protecc you if you need protection from a jelly boyfriend. Just get in his bed tonight!

by KahootKing777 August 27, 2020