Schlock

A schlock is a person who is a chad in the streets, and a simp in the sheets

Yo, these schlocks radiate an incalculable amount of BDE

by khatru71 March 30, 2020

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pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

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schmuck

(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc

(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks

by eder May 21, 2004

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Schmuck Till you Buck

When a girl sucks a guys penis until he "bucks" (comes). Then the girl gags from it and accidently bites down on the penis. The guy then shoves cake in her face to try and get her off. Usually occurs during Spicy Cakes and Sour Cakes.

Rebecca : Hey Janice what happened to you?
Janice : Schmuck till you buck....
Rebecca: Ouch.

by Cajik January 27, 2009

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