schimpfinator

Tyson Vernon Schimpf when all rules off mode has been established, your all losing, yet im still stuck with the handicapp.

See how Clugston turned into Schimpfinator after she smiled at him

by DumplCrump April 12, 2020

schimmeled

Definition of a tall woman, from jersey who is never on time. It’s becomes so habitual it makes her friends wonder if she suffers from narcolepsy, epilepsy or both, but actually she’s perfectly normal.

2nd definition:
In ancient Roman times share croppers would stock up and wait for seasons to change to plant there crops. When a season would drag extraordinarily long they knew to sacrifice there children to prevent starvation, these extended seasons were known as schimmels.

“Hey have you guys heard from meagan?” “She was supposed to have met me for dinner 7hrs ago?” “Only 7hrs?” “Yeah she’s pretty bad at that, last time I was stuck on the road with a flat tire, she texted me every hour saying she was on her way, 112 hrs later when I was hunting for food she finally showed up” “she really schimmeled both of us”

by HandyRandy November 5, 2020

schimkej

He is a kind and loving friend who usually plays PlayStation with his boys A.K.A his homies.

Look at schimkej over there bet as soon as he farts home he is playing with the boys.

by Poopsock5569 December 5, 2020

Schimun

He‘s the patron saint of the fast-growing dog napping guild. In 2020 «Forbes» featured him as part of their 100 under 100 series as one of the shining stars of the pet influencers (petfluencers) scene right next to The Dogist and Alain Berset‘s eyebrows. Also completely destroys you at Mario Kart.

«See that dog over there? I‘d totally schimun it.»
«Which one is the fastet Mario Kart character, Wario, Bowser, Koopa with a nitro powered ride?» – «What? No, silly you. It‘s Schimun of course, everyone knows this.»

by dognapper November 22, 2021

schimba limba

the schimba limba is a cool little jig to perform for your kumpels. in consists of many popular dance moves preferably from fortnite, combined with tap dancing and scottish highland dancing.

Dinkleman: oh me oh my by heavens hes doing the schimba limba!
he: *schimba limba*

by ruuupert June 1, 2022

scrismas

what my cousin calls christmas

Cousin: this scrismas is ruined Me: it’s called christmas

by ImpropableTyranny May 10, 2023

Schimtenhous

A very glutinous person who's favorite past-time activity is indulging in very unhealthy cuisine, they typically also steal snacks from other people and are quite pantry-hoarders.

Maddison: Remember when we had that sleepover?, you were being such a Schimtenhous
Marlee: I know right, almost like that time I got a perm!

by Rowan8Ballz February 5, 2024