Schlump

The past tense of Schleep

"5 minutes ago, I was tired, so I decided to pschleep. Now im Schlump"

by RyeGuy77 May 14, 2018

Amy Schumer

A sexual act involving a man inserting a metal rod into his urethra. The other end of the rod, while still protruding from the man's urethra, is inserted into the anus of their partner, who then passes gas, the act of which sends reverberations down the rod stimulating the male's end of the rod.

"That bitch Terry is crazy, she gave me an Amy Schumer"

by ArcanistAbe November 24, 2020

Schumer

Verb (to Schumer): To steal something and then deny it.

Dave: Did you hear what Aimee did at the bar the other night?
Bill: What did she do?
Dave: She totally Schumered Tammy's drink while she went to smoke!

by NewAnon March 30, 2017

schrum lovin

when a guy takes his 4 inch dick and puts it in between his forearm and bicept and flexes his huge muscles and repeats loudly disco bicuits until he reaches his climaxe and bustes all over his arm

i herd paul was schrum lovin last night

by joe wilson May 13, 2005

The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

by Dagon May 9, 2005

schlumberger

Another term or phrase to refer a person of homosexual orientation.

"So yesterday I saw a guy on the street today, he was acting like a total Schlumberger."

by Tya_eats_ass October 26, 2017

Schumer

1. any beverage that contains both alcohol and caffeine;

2. Sen. Charles "Chuck" Schumer, who seeks to ban the sale of such beverages in the state of New York.

That frat boy drank six cans of 4Loko and chucked Schumer all over the pool table!

by NYC4Schumer November 16, 2010