Saturdays are for the boys

While Saturdays are for the boys, Sundays are for our lord

Women: Honey go to the store please.
Man: No, todays saturday, Saturdays are for the boys
Women: What About tomorrow?
Man: No, Sundays are for our lord

by FUZRE June 18, 2017

saturday saviour

Person who has sex with another person as a last resort after their other plan has failed, usually happens on saturdays.

Martha's saturday saviour was a four eyed nerd.

by Juan Munoz March 31, 2005

saturday exams

evil plans by unversity heads to deprive students of valuable work and or rest time.

serves as a means of destroying the weekend

UTS needs to get over having saturday exams, why not take time out of class you bastards

by cc April 20, 2007

Shitfaced Saturday

A day, any Saturday of any week, on which many college students wake up hungover (or still drunk) from the previous Fucked-up Friday, and begin to drink earlier in the day and continue all day and night. Sometimes, the drinking starts immediately after waking up.

-"Are you guys drinking beer at 9:15am!!??"
-"Haha, hell yeah, it's Shitfaced Saturday! We'll drink all day"

by MunchieMay March 26, 2009

School on Saturday

A person that is unrefined in all aspects...a heathen.....a person with
"No Class".

Your Old Lady farted while I was eating

My breakfast.....keep that "School on Saturday "the fuck out of my house.

by Vera Chainsaw July 4, 2021

pre-saturday

The wednesday night you get together with your friends and drink large amounts of whiskey to show you have what it takes to hang with the saturday crowd.

I really want to go to Terry's party this weekend but i was told i have to attend pre-saturday first to get an invite

by FGCinHB January 29, 2018

Sapphire Saturday

The event that takes place every Saturday in which the feline named ‘Sapphire’ is praised with gifts and affection.

“I’m so excited for sapphire Saturday!”

by AuntieGremloid52 May 3, 2021