Satchelism

Someone who purposely keeps information to themselves rather than sharing it i.e keeps in in their satchel

Example “does anyone know where the loo is ?, I am desperate?” A satchelist would know where the loo is and purposely not tell you! And then enjoy watching the panic as you try to find one before it’s too late!

Or a another case of satchelism would be where you might say” does anyone know how to make a chicken pie? “ The satchelist would know how to make a chicken pie, and not tell you and take pleasure watching you fail at making one .

by Satchelist January 7, 2022

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douche satchel

A douche mop who continues to be a low level pain in the ass.

kitters53: lol bad call
NoahRC: I liked my odds but I know what you mean
kitters53: because you don't know how to play
NoahRC: you are a complete douche satchel

by NoahRC March 1, 2008

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Satchel de douche

Upscale version of douche bag

Whoa that Gary is a real satchel de douche

by TMoneyID January 30, 2011

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queef satchel

When you pass out 69ing and wake up with a queef in your face and pink eye

“So I walked in on Chester and he’ll be rocking a queef satchel in the morning.”

by Welcome to college b October 23, 2018

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Jostle my satchel

Jostling someone's satchel is when you really mess with someone's chi; their general vibe. The "satchel" represents all the things they've setup in their personal space and you're just jostling it.

I like John but all he does when he comes over is jostle my satchel.

by Aashe October 5, 2017

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