person one: lawlawlawlawlalwawlawlawlawlawlalawwl
person two: what the fuck are you doing?
person one: sataning. duhh.
person two: what the fuck are you doing?
person one: sataning. duhh.
by lawlzsatan March 4, 2009
Get the sataningmug. 1. an Judeo-Christian invention to scare little kids and non-christians into believing in their fairy tale book called "The Holy Bible".
2. see Britney Spears and/or George W. Bush
2. see Britney Spears and/or George W. Bush
"Satan = George W. Bush"
by like i'm gonna tell January 11, 2009
Get the Satanmug. by Dude,Satan is a little bitch. April 7, 2005
Get the Satanmug. Satanism is a religon that involves spritual practices. Not animal sacrifices or maniacs bent on killing people for "Satan" no it is a... hmmm Spritual and all-loving religion. That is abused and misused in everyday life. It is a Pagan religion meaning noramlly polytheistic and to be created and founded first for people. Yes Satanism is polytheistic it believes in all the Demons and Demonesses there is, but they are good and angels are evil and there is no such thing as god Just Satan and his brother's and sister's and his Wife and all the other Demon's there are. They believe hell is a place you can visit if you find a gate to hell. And they see auras by opening their third-eyes. And they believe in reincarnation-die then born again- They believe in the winter solstice as a religion and many other holidays are placed alot of their artifacts were covered up by Christians trying to hide them and use them such as the Ankh-found in egypt- And some others I don't know the names to. And they also believe in meditation as a way to open your mind and stregthen your body and soul. Beleives in chakras also. And many more things, but those things would take forever to name.
I am a Satanist I go to the website. joyofsatan.com And in there it explains the religous aspects of Satanism Probally better than I do.
by PK-USA November 2, 2011
Get the Satanismmug. Burn in hell Satan,you sick freak!
by Satan is nobody's friend. January 9, 2005
Get the Satanmug. by Satan is a nazi fag January 8, 2005
Get the Satanmug. A description given to describe evil thoughts, bad thoughts common to all people. To describe anger/rage/depression.
It's like as if, when you have a bad day, and you're angry, or life just isn't working out and you feel like harming yourself. Or you have thoughts of tricking people, being mischievous for your own gain from their loss. Just thoughts in general most would wish they didn't / shouldn't have.
When consumed by the aforementioned thoughts the word Satan was given to describe that sometimes over-whelming feeling. Everyone has those thoughts and feelings at some point or another.
When you're just 'filled' with that anger, you could almost describe it like something entered you, you weren't yourself. Satan was the name given to that fictitious entity. At least in the books of 'Job, Matthew, Mark, Luke'. Some of the other books seem to take him as a literal / physical entity. The whole definition of it seems to become skewed throughout the passages referencing it.
It's just human beings having evil thoughts, thinking of doing bad things; Not wanting those thoughts, as a form of coping with those thoughts, they gave it a name, and that name is Satan.
It's like as if, when you have a bad day, and you're angry, or life just isn't working out and you feel like harming yourself. Or you have thoughts of tricking people, being mischievous for your own gain from their loss. Just thoughts in general most would wish they didn't / shouldn't have.
When consumed by the aforementioned thoughts the word Satan was given to describe that sometimes over-whelming feeling. Everyone has those thoughts and feelings at some point or another.
When you're just 'filled' with that anger, you could almost describe it like something entered you, you weren't yourself. Satan was the name given to that fictitious entity. At least in the books of 'Job, Matthew, Mark, Luke'. Some of the other books seem to take him as a literal / physical entity. The whole definition of it seems to become skewed throughout the passages referencing it.
It's just human beings having evil thoughts, thinking of doing bad things; Not wanting those thoughts, as a form of coping with those thoughts, they gave it a name, and that name is Satan.
I stubbed my toe, then Satan entered me, I felt really angry, wanting to destroy that table. Satan tempted me to do it! But after the pain receded, Satan had left and I was no longer angry and glad I didn't break my table.
by 0th Dimension February 7, 2019
Get the Satanmug.