Sameeh

Trust me never fall for this guys words he is one of those person who’ll approach u and make u think he cares for u a lot but in reality he just uses u to get others and soon as that’s done he’ll start talking shit about you he is one of those fat and short guy who people usually wanna be friend with just because he thinks he’s popular he’ll show attitude to others

Omg is that sameeh last time he cheated me

by Urfakefriendclueismssralcra April 30, 2023

core sample

The act of sticking your finger up your own ass to gather a small amount of feces, then quickly administering it in an unsuspecting persons mouth. Think of a wet willy.

Last night I was fuckin' my bitch, then i gave her the ole' core sample. Bitch got pissed.

by Sampson Antfarm April 24, 2008

Grey Matter Core Sample

drilling a hole in someones skull and fucking their brains out.

well Lary i guess im going to have to give your wife a grey matter core sample for letting Fluffy crap on my lawn again!

by wetspongecrosscountry October 20, 2010

Sameed

A very smart and handsome boy who smokes a lot of weed.

You’re dumb but you’re also a Sameed.

by Reggie8282 June 8, 2019

samphearleak

1. Stupid Asian Man
2. A faggot
3. Someone who thinks they are good in so many things but suck in all categories where they think they are good

That fool is acting like a samphearleak

by Aspen September 18, 2004

free samples

porn for people who don't have any money that only last 10-30 sec.

I have a mass of free samples on my computer that just keep repeating.

by imlikeabear December 29, 2007

Sameem

A little bitch. All they do is hide behind a computer screen and says all the shit they want but won't say it to your face. All bark but no bite. They are weak as hell. Never does anything expect sleep, eat and game (yes, that means no showering). They never change clothes, they will wear the same pair for over a month or maybe even more. They only play League of Legends (fits because they are so toxic). They always want to start something, they will try to but when they get called out for it, it "suddenly" wasn't what they intended. The only thing they are good at is feeding off of is people's sympathy. Instead of working on they faults, they will blame everyone else and continue to believe they did nothing wrong and that they are in the right. They are only in a friend group to fill space, they are better off not in the group to being with. They are HUGE flakers, they will flake any chance they get. They are basically toxic, horrible people.

BEWARE, THEY WILL WASTE YOUR TIME

Person A: "I am gonna go play with Sameem tonight."
Person B: "Don't do it man, he is gonna flake or be a toxic ass teammate. Plus, he is shit at any game he plays."

by NotoriousG July 11, 2020