sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

Samsonite meeting

A pointless meeting, waste of time

Andy - Dude went to that Samsonite meeting the other day

Traci - How was it?

Andy - 30 minutes i'll never get back!

by hornetnelly1 April 16, 2010

Sampson

A wonderful name for a dog. Also coined in “Half Baked” meaning a drug dealer. 😭

“Get you a Sampson!!”
“ I need my fix, I’ll go talk to Sampson !”

by I’mLonelyButAtLeastIHaveMyDog June 11, 2018

samsoneyetis

A condition of having noticeable bags or puffiness underneath one's eyes due to lack of sleep, fatigue, etc.

I didn't sleep very well last night, and that's why I have samsoneyetis this morning.

by T-Squared1960 July 23, 2018

Samson

A foolish boy who says dumb things in Health Class and has PTSD

He was a Samson

by KidFromHealthClass September 23, 2019

SaMsoN'd

The act of self-regulating one's actions within a discord questions chat.

Skye: @Cinder you stupid,
SaMsoN: PLEASE STOP POSTING ANSWERS IN THIS CHANNEL. LEAVE IT FOR MANAGEMENT TO ANSWER AS THEY KNOW.
Praetorian: you SaMsoN'd yourself.
Entire Community: Ok, boomer.

by PraetorianFromTM January 9, 2020

Sampsonite

The most epic gamer dude who you will ever meet and will stick with you through tough times he is blessed by the yod and hamood himself.

" Hey, sampsonite got 4 points in baseball yesterday"

by Bert alert November 22, 2020