Roanoke College (Referred to as NOKE by students) is a BEAUTIFUL school located in Salem, Va. Roanoke is home to beautiful girls and hot guys. The parties are amazing and the academics are great too. You need to have a lot of money to go here. Ralph Lauren, Lilly pulitzer, and Vineyard vines are a must on campus. Greek life is big on campus. Going to school at Roanoke is like living at a country club. The food is amazing and there is always something to do. Students party 7 days a week. Roanoke is the place to be...If you have the money and good looks
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