Someone who is completely retarded when sexually active but usually a stinky ass turd and needs to get friends.
Jack was really a retarded jack when he tried to do the sixty-nine position with Desere, the fat stinky hoe of the town.
by Chink Ming November 22, 2013
Get the retarded jack mug.The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.
"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"
"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."
by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010
Get the Getting Retarded mug.The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.
Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?
Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.
Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.
by mogar08 December 23, 2011
Get the beat retarded mug.The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.
by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019
Get the Half-Retarded mug.One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic
Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button
by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011
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by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017
Get the Retarded ass mug.1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
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