roberto vargas

Roberto Vargas is an amazing guy with a huge penis. he has the biggest heart, and will make you standards of men go up tremendously. he has a beautiful smile with dimples, and the cutest eyes ever. he's often insecure in his eyes, but in everyone else's eyes he is perfect. he sleeps with a stuffed bunny usually, and has a dog named Frankee. he is genuinely the most beautiful guy I've ever met. he is shy at first, but when you get to connect with him and appreciate him, he calls you mommy. You will fall involve with him without a doubt. He's very caring and patient, especially when you don't know how to communicate your feelings. Everyone needs a robby vargas in their life. I'm so glad I found mine. Anyway, he has a massive 15 inch penis that will demolish your vagina lips. He is also usually into feet. DON'T LET HIM LICK YOUR FEET! I wish robby saw himself the way I have seen him, since from when I met him till now. I love him. He always knows how to boost your confidence and make you feel like you're the only girl in the world. He's they type to open the door on all your dates, cry during marriage, make your parents love him more then you, etc. He's the type you loom forward to having a future with, to marry.

"Wow! That guy is so respectful and has a horse cock between his legs!"
"Must be a Roberto vargas!"

by KW vargas March 7, 2022

Roberto rosati

A really homosexual looking guy with no sleeves wearing a hard hat

Is that one of the village people? No it's a Roberto rosati Jr

by Hahaha1fgjvgg June 10, 2021

Roberto Firmino

An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

Roberto Firmino is An inside forward/trequartista/inverted full back/sweeper keeper/attacking centre back/libero/bombardier/false nine/makelele role/defensive striker/wingback/pressing forward

by Shaqiri Shaqiri November 22, 2021

Roberto isn’t real

A fact. Roberto isn’t real.

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!

by Anita-wita August 24, 2022

Roberto

A big fat Mexican kid who is lazy and FAT says that he hits the gym yet u don’t see no progress guess workin out ain’t workin out for his big chungus lookin headass. He might have a car but he still don’t get any bitches cuz he the most gay person u will ever meet.

Damn Roberto u gay and fat u big chungus

by Big Chungus 360 November 22, 2021

Roberto

Is the best fucker around, has a massive horse cock, is not aloud within 200 feet of any school in the USA. Banned from multiple stop clubs because he killed multiple strippers with his huge penis.

Roberto is not aloud near my school.

Roberto killed my best friend with his huge cock.

by Cool gamer mark May 8, 2020

Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last

Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee

by Fuck you kid you’re so adopted December 4, 2019