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Roberto

A very fat but funny dude. He can gain 20 pounds in one week and never lose it. Roberto is the kind of guy to get left on opened and say "she is playing hard to get"
Omg look at Roberto I bet he gets left on opened.
by Pr ri 7b November 2, 2022
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Roberto

Roberto is doing the smart stuff
by Wor Maket December 18, 2019
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Roberto

Despite being questioned for taking away the cooler, Roberto will never do so. He is a cool guy who will never leave the party without ice.
by Mdrgl November 22, 2021
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Roberto

This is the person to dm swoop two girls and try to suck there nip hairs but if you meet them meet them at the courts.
I won’t meet you at the courts Roberto.
by Clap trap August 6, 2019
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Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last
Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee
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Roberto isn’t real

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!
by Anita-wita August 24, 2022
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