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Roberto Velazquez

Roberto, a kind hearted guy who loves to joke around, he's handsome, fun and trustworthy, he's got big hands and a cheerful smile, my days brighten just looking at him, the guy you'd want to be with all times.
Girl 1: Oh wow! Who's that?

Girl 2: You don't know who that is? That's Roberto Velazquez!
by Enyli_nya October 10, 2021
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Roberto

A big fat Mexican kid who is lazy and FAT says that he hits the gym yet u don’t see no progress guess workin out ain’t workin out for his big chungus lookin headass. He might have a car but he still don’t get any bitches cuz he the most gay person u will ever meet.
Damn Roberto u gay and fat u big chungus
by Big Chungus 360 November 22, 2021
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paolo roberto

Italian "torsk" breed that lives in Sweden. But the "torsk" got caught in "operation torsk" in Östermalm.
It was the first time Paolo Roberto did this🤔
by Klerta May 18, 2020
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Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa

The writer of the CW'S Riverdale. Known for being lesbophobic
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa should give Choni, Kevin and Josie more screentime.
by vitalecapaciteit November 8, 2018
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Roberto

Usually associated with the word “Winner”. Considered a winner over Genesis in every encounter.
Man I can’t believe you’re a Roberto , getting first place all the time
by Heythereeeee1234 October 24, 2020
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Roberto isn’t real

Girl 1: Roberto isn’t real

Girl 2: so true!
by Anita-wita August 24, 2022
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Roberto Rodriguez

He is very ugly, his mom adopted him, he is very vegan, an has a very small peepe, he likes girls who are named after minerals, only drinks bath water. His brother not adopted usually his name is Ivan and Ivan is very sexy and a very tall man he looks like the sexy version of Godzilla. Roberto will die virgin and he will have his first kiss with a man it will be his last
Roberto Rodriguez has a very small peepee but Ivan has a very big peepee
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