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I quit school because of recess

An identifier denoting that the speaker doesn't play games
"Close your eyes, because you can't see me…I quit school because of recess, you fucking BG!"
-Snoop Dogg
by themagicalnegro June 3, 2010
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Reese

a person who is incredibly insightful, powerful, extraordinarily driven, and loving.

this is a person who is there for you if ever and whenever you need him.

he is always level-headed.

he has beautiful eyes.

his heart is made of gold.

he farts a lot with the heater on and windows rolled up. RUDE.

in short, a reese is a person you always want in your life.
"I HATE when you pull a reese in the car! It smells like eggs."

"You were such a reese tonight! I love you HONNNEYYY" to be said to a significant other after a good meal, a good date, or good sex.
by Mergen February 2, 2009
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Reese's Piecenitis

An unhealthy addiction to Reese's Pieces candy. Sufferer's have great difficulty in putting down the oh-so-tasty peanut butter candy in a crunchy shell.
Sir, my blood tests indicate you have Reese's Piecenitis. I suggest you stay away from the candy aisle at the store.
by mtgentry November 15, 2007
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dirty reese's

the sexual act of placing peanut butter in the anus, then being penetrated and removing the anus butter through the act of blumpkin
Lexis made sure to buy some jiffy so i could lay that dirty reese's on her last night
by georguis May 22, 2011
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Rekeshia

1. Sophisticated girl, who knows what she wants in life. Usually seen as stuck-up or snobbish. 2. Sexy, and very well-kept. 3. Nasty attitude and always loves to be the center of attention. 3. Envied by many. 4. Over-achiever, caring, and has a great strength of passion and dedication.
You know Rekeshia bad. Don't make me Rekeshia you. Last time i saw that Rekeshia, i almost fainted.
by helovesit23 February 6, 2010
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Reese Witherspoon

A girl who looks average until she smiles when it becomes plain she has horse DNA.

An idiot that is lucky enough to get a guy like Ryan Phillipe then spends so much time away from a mirror she forgets how lucky she was.

An ugly whining bitch.
A: "Is that Reese Witherspoon?"
B: "No, it's my daughters new pony, but I see the resemblance."

A: "Did you hear Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon have split up?"

B: "Yeah, she must've given up hope of ever getting laid again by something that doesn't live under a bridge"
by lukaz January 14, 2007
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reesty

'Look at that reesty flea-ridden hoor!!'
by A friend June 6, 2003
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