Matpat retiring

A very sad moment for everyone but good on him for leaving his occupation to spend time with his family
Friend: hey did you know Matpat is retiring

You: Ok Matpat Retiring
by HelpImHavingAStroke January 20, 2024
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retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable
Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed
by Random guy from twitter February 06, 2022
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Retirement baby

When your leaving the military service and your belly dun lopped over your belt buckle. The due date corresponds directly with the owners retirement date. AKA pot belly, beer belly, or boomer belly
by Cyclotol 80/20 January 31, 2018
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Retirement Debut

The first time a seriously good footballer plays, whilst in their retirement. They are normally retired for being seriously good.
"I can't believe that pro is making his retirement debut!"
by SingaporeFootballPro June 11, 2015
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Redneck Retirement

Social Security Insurance or Disability check. (But not socialism)
"Where Roy bob be at?"Roy went on Redneck Retirement!..good for him he deserves it.
by MasterDaddySir November 09, 2020
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Hemingway retirement

A Hemingway retirement is a shotgun in you mouth and then pulling the trigger.
by asgerkhan June 17, 2017
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Stealth Retirement

A stealth retirement is when you are currently working but have plans to retire or just retired. Although you still work, you operate as if you are retired. You are planning your last steps such as selling company stocks, looking for private equity liquidity, planning income needs, or have fuck you money and work for fun.

This may be done to hide from your wife and kids, or — as part of a marketing strategy — to manage your public image around friends and neighbors. The phenomenon is well known in Los Angeles because the weather is good. Normally a person would only operate in stealth retirement mode for the first couple of years. As coworkers get curious why you go on such long vacations of weeks at a time. And, neighbors get curious why your lawn is perfectly maintained and green all year round, no weeds.

"Most stealth retirees say they are in stealth retirement because they are bored. This can be a risk if the wife and kids find out because you can easily become the family bus driver."
Where's Jeff at, I thought he was coming into to work this week? I guess he's in stealth retirement, maybe he'll be back next week or so.
by jmar42 August 25, 2022
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