When a person is relatively a 10/10 in relation to their surroundings but would otherwise be much less than a 10.
"Foo, she ugly." "Yeah but imma take her to Vernon and Fuck her there, relative dimes brother." "Oh shit, yeah!"
by Crastor April 25, 2014
Get the relative dime mug.When you've known the person you like for so long that they don't see you as a friend or BFF,they see you as a relative,generally a sibling or a cousin.The ultimate version of the friend zone.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
If you met this person during/after (both of) your puberty(ies) and you've gotten to this point without making a move on them,you're a loser and should GKY,if however you entered this stage pre-puberty,you're now aware that the Universe hates you so much that it decided to cockblock/pussyblock you.
Whatsoever,you might still have a chance,bring up a conversation about differents controversial themes,if he/she says incest is ok,go for it.
Me:Ever told you about Female name ?
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
Friend:The girl you've known since you were like 4?
Me:Yeah,we've always seen eachother as cousins,but now that we're both 13 I've realized that she's really funny and kind,she even likes videogames,she always gets mad when she loses but that makes her even cuter,God I really want to bang her.
Friend:That's like bringing the friendzone to a whole new level,you got relative zone 'd man,biggest cockblock in the history of humanity.
True Story,tho,I ended banging the living shit out of her and now she's my gf,so all of you relativezoned people still have a chance,JUST DO IT.
by CptArgentina March 28, 2016
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a guy. who is well, somewhat , large in size. he most likely looks like a glazed donut because he sweats a lot and his forehead is shiny.
by manny machado lover 92;) April 24, 2017
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Uncle Paul: "Damn, my niece lookin like a snack"
Meemaw Margaret: "Please say that you and Courtney aren't relatives with benefits"
Meemaw Margaret: "Please say that you and Courtney aren't relatives with benefits"
by Medium Salsa May 8, 2017
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by Steelersfreak2 March 20, 2019
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father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm
parent: mother or father
grandmother: parent’s mother
grandfather: parent’s father
grandparent: parent’s parent
great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother
great-grandfather: grandparent’s father
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great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father
great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent
daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents
son: boy or man in relation to her parents
child: person in relation to her parents
granddaughter: child’s daughter
grandson: child’s son
grandchild: child’s child
great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter
great-grandson: grandchild’s son
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great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child
great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son
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father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm
parent: mother or father
grandmother: parent’s mother
grandfather: parent’s father
grandparent: parent’s parent
great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother
great-grandfather: grandparent’s father
great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent
great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father
great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent
great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother
great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father
great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent
daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents
son: boy or man in relation to her parents
child: person in relation to her parents
granddaughter: child’s daughter
grandson: child’s son
grandchild: child’s child
great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter
great-grandson: grandchild’s son
great-grandchild: grandchild’s child
great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son
great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child
great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter
great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son
great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
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"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
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"True. I should reserve my judgement and just say she's a relatively dumb bitch insteaad."
by Chris Noel July 31, 2020
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