A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.

My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Wife Rash

Wife Rash: Identical to curb rash on an automobile, typically on your high end rims from parking to close to the curb.

Also could be deemed as "Number Rash", caused by pulling into a parking space too far, one that usually has a triangular isolated curb made out of concrete.
"Wife Rash"is a term designated to reveal the true culprit of the damage done to the vehicle.

Car owner discussing a repair quote with an auto detailer or rim repair shop: "I need a quote on refinishing my rims as well as removing the Wife Rash."

by Incognito Ally July 2, 2020

track rash

Skin irritation, usually caused by falling during a track meet or practice. There are various types of track rash, depending on the surface on which the competitor falls. Asphalt causes less severe track rash than rubber.

Amanda: "Alayna! You took that hurdle out hard. Are you ok?"
Alayna: "Been better. Broken wrist and major track rash."

by Queen of the World July 15, 2008

Mut Rash

When a "Mut"(Vagina) has become infected with any and all sorts of diseases / viruses.

I was just about to bang this chick until I saw the dirtiest Mut Rash I've ever seen!

by SkidZz March 14, 2011

Ghetto Rash

gangsta word for herpies

Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"

by Blahblah12345xxxx January 9, 2009

Fanny rash

Humorous rhyming slang for "cash", which makes talking about money infinitely funnier.

"Bro, I need to go withdraw some fanny rash."
"I don't have enough fanny rash for that."

by Jambo the Walkman February 18, 2020

Myleene Rash

A myleene rash is an annoying itchy scabby disorder spreads itself onto anything it can attach itself to, abit like myleene klass has on the air waves of uk tv

What is on ITV.. oh its Myleene Klass, what is on CH4.. oh its Myleene Klass.. what is that spot on my backside... oh its myleene rash

by pantene pro v February 2, 2009