quashmonkey

What you call a person who buys you stuff you don't want.

Person: Hey dude. I just bought you some dog food for your dog.

Other Person: What the hell!? You know don't have a dog. Why would you buy me this?!

Person: Just thought you would like it.

Other Person(mutters): Damn quashmonkey.

by wontonhouseofbro August 16, 2010

Quasi-Biblical

1. A term denoting a belief or system of beliefs having at least partial reference to, or derivation from the Bible. Often not substantiated by any widely accepted Judeo-Christian doctrine(s).

2. Inferences made from Biblical text not directly referenced or clearly established therein.

3. The system of beliefs held by the Jehovah witness currently standing at you're front door. Open the door and tell him he is a Quasi-Biblical piece of poop shit and that, no, you do not want a Jesus cookie.

Tom, you're beliefs are Quasi-Biblical. God did not create the Human Centipede on the 6th day of creation.

by HesDeadJim May 26, 2011

Quads on Bros

When four good friends chip in to purchase a subscription to BangBros

I really want to go on Ass Parade, but I can't afford the entire family of BangBros websites by myself. Want to go Quads on Bros with me and a couple of my boys?

by PoopDick666 June 11, 2011

Qualsexual

Having sexual attraction to the opposite sex, while still maintaining admiration for one's own gender.

Girl 1: "wow she has amazing breasts"
Girl 2: "...are you gay?"
Girl 1: "no, I'm qualsexual"

by qualsexualgirl January 3, 2014

Quasi-hump

Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

by ModoMere December 2, 2015

Quadsipoo

When you get a Quad kill in a Video-Game

I hoped on Call of Duty Mitch and I hit a sick Quadsipoo

by Lightning© January 10, 2018

Quash

When two people are dating but they don’t belong together

person 1:Woah Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson broke up

person2:ya they were such quash

by 1Addisonn2Ashleyyy3Og October 19, 2018