Punction

To be punctioned is to be passively aggressively attacked over text with the use of full punctuation.

Plurals include punctioned, punctioning

Bro 1: "Yo she just texted back"
Bro 2: "Fuck what'd she say?"
Bro 1: "She said 'we'll talk later.'"
Bro 2: " Damn, did she punction you?"
Bro 1: "Yep, I'm screwed"

by GreatNormalPerson December 2, 2022

punch a grub

to shit outside and shallowly bury it
also African pothole

I can't sleep. Did someone punch a grub next to my tent?

by Stupid Flanders December 10, 2005

punch-kiss

when you are equal amounts of mad & turned on by someone

I was so mad at Shaun but he's such a good kisser...I really want to punch-kiss him

by bffwav October 11, 2010

punch the starfish

Anal sex.

The jayjay was closed so I decided to go ahead and punch the starfish

by Chadhcanterbury February 2, 2016

punching the hog

Aggressive masturbation

'Much of my youth was spent in my room punching the hog'

by chucky lavinder May 1, 2018

punching bean

The enlarged, penis shaped clit of a female bodybuilder who has taken too much testosterone.

Starla couldn't get off until I started slappin on that punching bean.

by Jawsmacky May 2, 2018

punch a cone

The act of smoking weed from a bong. Mainly used by Australian smokers but may also be used by New Zealanders. The term is derived from the way two fists look like while holding and lighting weed. A "cone" is just the name of the narrow cylinder piece used to fill weed with.

Let's go punch a cone bro.

by oldmandlehandle March 19, 2020