Pulling a Tevez

The act of not even bothering to throw a sickie. You just slouch into work and sit there, refusing to do anything

I did a pulling a Tevez at work today... I get paid £250,000 a week and I just sat there, told the manager to fuck off when he asked me to work!

by GI Jimmy Yo September 28, 2011

Pulling a Tinaz

When a person lacks the basic ability to get up and out of bed in time. Mornings for this type of person are a time of extreme internal conflict, anger, frustration and a kind of actual personal hell as they attempt to prize themselves away from their bed and into the bathroom, almost as if instead of resting, the sleep has actually somehow drained every ounce of energy from their body. As such, this type of person is consistently late for work and finds it impossible to make early morning meetings at weekends. CAUTION: Although often sweet and mild mannered, a 'Tinaz-puller' can be extremely dangerous if disturbed prior to 9am, expect windmill fists, grunting, swearing and all manner of diversionary tactics to keep themselves under the sheets.

"Where is Claire, Johnson?! It's the 3rd time she has been late this week!!"

"I am afraid she is Pulling a Tinaz."

OR

"Oh my god I slept through my alarm! It's 9.30! Can't believe I pulled a Tinaz AGAIN!!"

by TheShelfWobbler December 12, 2012

pulling a thor

the act of making plans then later backing out to play first person shooters to fap to and being a fag

person1: we can go to the fair now

person2: yes man this is going to be a good day

person3: i cant i have to go home play some c.o.d

person1: stop pulling a thor

by smokesweedforlifexxx883 May 15, 2014

Pulling a Thomas

When a person poisons their body (typically with a spiced banana or some other vomit inducing compound) in order to avoid an event.

Fuck my chem test tomorrow, I'm Pulling a Thomas.

by Skouch March 28, 2018

Pulling a Toobin

Exposing your dick while on a Zoom call. Typically happens if you're masturbating while taking the call and there is an attractive coworker, whom you want to hook up with, but are married and have a family.

Almost always, you would "not know" the camera was on, leading to pulling a Toobin to be done by accident or on purpose.

I made an embarrassingly stupid mistake, believing I was off-camera. I got fired from my job for jerking off while on a Zoom call and my dick made it on camera...You know, I was pulling a Toobin.

by TheHeardDerg October 19, 2020

Pulling a Taylor

The act of trying to be funny but epically failing

The man tried to make a funny joke in his speech, but he ended up Pulling a Taylor

by The Mexicutioner February 8, 2010

Pulling a train

A form of gay sex. When a gay man receives anal sex from multiple partners in succession. Sometimes performed anonymously, with the recipient blindfolded.

Steve was pulling a train last night and I can't believe that Larry wanted to be the caboose.

by kryvj December 20, 2010