Pubelocks

Dreadlocks for pubes

Did you see the pubelocks sneaking out of that guys Speedo?

by Ho Hum Di_Hum January 29, 2014

Pablo T

The coldest Mf alive, he killed his kids kids, he’s the king of kings and loves men

I saw Pablo T today, I was so scared I pissed myself

by MakMak007 January 1, 2022

Dont Publish

The button all urbandictionary.com "editors" click on when editing every word they come across in an effort to keep the words they made up as popular as possible, preventing potentially better words from showing up.

"why didn't these faggots publish my word? Fuck these fools, I'll get back at everyone by becoming an editor and clicking Dont Publish for every word I see."

by fuckUDeditors May 18, 2010

publicdeuceaphobia

The fear of taking a deuce in a public restroom.

Johnny almost shit himself while hurrying home. He suffers from a serious case of publicdeuceaphobia.

by the rude linguist April 1, 2010

Public Bathroom

Only used for desperate measures. From the outside it looks pleasant, but one foot in(or one nostril in) and a tidal wave of smells enter your respiratory system causing years and years of emotional and physical trauma to the lungs, gasping for air. Every door to every stall is broken, with either a lock that doesn't close all the way, or a lock that is so covered in grime so when the door is closed you're afraid of being locked in forever. Every toilet has some form of shit or piss stain on the toilet seat, so ladies, prepare for squats. The sinks are always automatic, so they either never work or they stop after running for two seconds. Also, the soap resembles that common smell of hospital soap. Who doesn't love smelling like that? Lastly, 99% of the time the paper towel holders are empty, so you're only option is using the dryer that pumps out mouthfuls of air while still managing to sound like a 42 ton truck driving at full speed.

I'm a mother of five children and I need to take a piss, oh goody a public bathroom!

by stumpytrumpy101 September 7, 2016

Facebook public

A term used when a piece of previously private news or information becomes acceptable for public consumption - so much so that it could be posted as a Facebook status update or profile information change and summarily commented on by those who take interest.

We wanted to wait until the end of the first trimester to make our pregnancy Facebook public.

We were trying to keep our hook up under wraps, but because of her sister's big mouth, it became Facebook public before we were sure where things were going.

by tangollama October 15, 2010

Dirty pablo

When someone is blowing lines off your penis while their masturbating and singing the Barney theme song meanwhile a third party rims your asshole

I got a dirty Pablo last night

by Linda108 April 1, 2020