The act of jerking two tradies off simultaneously in the male bathroom of a seedy inner city pub while running a cheeky side book on who will cum first.
Bitch at the pub meat raffle worked too hard on the head last night - I be walking with a limp today
A person playing a video game that only plays public matches and thinks they are good. Person that will not go on to gamebattles and find real compotition. Usally use noob weapnos such as mp40 and noob tubes. They are usally BK scrandoms.
Keithwent 30-4 in a public match with mp40 he is such a pub star
Those ugly looking woman that hang around pubs waiting for the chance to prey on drunk blokes & take them home and screw them. They are usually married woman with smelly breaths, and rippled arse cheeks, and dangly tits past there belly buttons. However they are usually horny enough to take a dick up the poop shoot.
Shit bro, watch out for those Pub Pets over there. Haha I can see a Pub Pet eyeing you up mate.
"How many pub lunches do you have a day?"
"It's pretty bad I'm probably up to twenty now!"
"Oh well at least it's not mcdonalds that's something eh?"
"true yahoo"