Psychic Engineering

The practice of deliberately developing, training, and applying psychic abilities as if they were any other engineering discipline—with protocols, safety standards, and project management. It's the attempt to turn "I sometimes get a feeling about things" into a reliable, repeatable skill set, complete with daily practice routines, progress tracking, and performance reviews. The challenge is that psychic engineering lacks both reliable tools and clear success metrics, so most practitioners end up measuring progress by how they feel, which is like a carpenter measuring success by how much they enjoy hammering.

Example: "He approached psychic engineering like a project manager. He set SMART goals for his telepathy (Specific: read three minds per week, Measurable: confirm with the subjects, Achievable: probably not, Relevant: to his ego, Time-bound: by Friday). By Thursday, he'd achieved only confusion and was considering rebranding as 'intuitive.'"

by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Psychic Technologies

The tools and gadgets designed to enhance, measure, or simulate psychic abilities, ranging from ancient divination tools to modern brain-computer interfaces that are definitely not mind-reading devices (wink). This includes Zener cards for testing ESP (you guess the symbol, I record the data, we both pretend this proves something), EEG headsets that claim to let you control objects with your mind (they work, barely, if you concentrate really hard and the stars align), and the classic crystal ball, which is just a decorative sphere but looks impressive when you stare into it mysteriously.

Psychic Technologies Example: "He bought a psychic technology headband that promised to boost his telepathic abilities. After a month of wear, he hadn't read any minds, but he had developed a persistent headache, which he interpreted as the universe trying to communicate through discomfort. The manual called this 'psychic sensitivity.'"

by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Psychic Sciences

The systematic study of claimed mental abilities that defy conventional explanation, such as telepathy, clairvoyance, and knowing exactly who's calling before looking at your phone (though that one's usually just pattern recognition). Psychic sciences attempt to apply rigorous methodology to phenomena that are notoriously difficult to replicate in a lab, especially when the skeptics are watching. The field has generated decades of research, countless conferences, and a reliable conclusion: people really want to believe they can read minds, and scientists really want to prove they can't.

Example: "She got a degree in psychic sciences and set up a practice reading auras. Her methodology was consistent: she'd close her eyes, hum, and then tell people what they wanted to hear. When asked about her success rate, she said the universe works in mysterious ways, which is psychic-scientist for 'I'm guessing.'"

by Nammugal February 14, 2026

Psychic Prison Made of Retards

Hey, actually Sam, I didn't make any of those.

Hym "I didn't make a Psychic Prison Made of Retards. That's not a thing I did."

by Hym Iam June 14, 2025

Psychic Spy

A Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer is someone with the ability to perform the CIA documented Psychic Spying technique known as Remote Viewing

That guy Pastor Hastings also known as Hastings Muchunga is a Psychic Spy or Remote Viewer

by Ichigobossu June 18, 2025

Psychic Stalker

A psychic stalker is basically a remote viewer or psychic spy that uses their psychic abilities to stalk you , they have the ability to see so vividly through your eyes that they could describe your exact surroundings,some also possess telepathic abilities,the ability to read anothers thoughts, psychic stalkers/psychic spies/remote viewers will sometimes use your Social Media account information to find out your exact location so they can move to your area to stalk you and interact with you physically while remotely viewing or spying on you and sometimes they will watch you behind closed doors and observe you for some time and will sometimes use personal information that they gathered through spying on you against you,this is why we must be careful in this time of Social Media because some people do possess these abilities and will use them for malicious purposes
Remote Viewing is a real thing(speaking from experience,)and intelligence agencies (CIA)have used it in field operations
sound like science fiction? research "Project Grill Flame"

"I was psychically stalked and remote viewed by both Septeena and Hastings Muchunga,fucking psychic stalkers"

by Ichigobossu July 4, 2025

Dick Psychic

Someone who can guess pretty accurately a guy's dick's characteristics just by looking at him or what his personality is like.

Someone who can almost accurately describe in details the thickness, length, size of balls, color of tip, and how hairy it is.

That girl over there? She's seen so many dicks, she's basically a dick psychic.

by dickpsycho March 11, 2019