procrastibation

Putting off masturbation because of copious amounts of other work you have procrastinated too much on.

"Yeah man I really wanted to masturbate but I just couldn't put off my history paper any longer. This procrastibation is killing me."

by poop2938 May 17, 2014

Procrastinate

Im on urban dictionary procrastinating instead of doing my school stuff.

Please help me to stop Procrastinate, i need to do school stuff.

by LolGetRektUrbanDic March 29, 2015

Procrastibation

Masturbating to avoid tasks.

I caught him watching porn in the middle of Procrastibation.
In mid Procrastibation, my girlfriend came home and found me avoiding the honey-do list.

by edeninoctober September 2, 2016

Procrastihater

A term for a person who hates others who are exeptionally good and successful at waiting until the last minute to accomplish tasks.

Carl studied two weeks before the final and got a B. Kevin, who is known to procrastinate, crammed the night before and got an A. Carl was so pissed off, and soon realized that he was being a Procrastihater (one who hates procrastinators).

by KevinHughes21 May 19, 2017

procrastimate

When you wait just long enough to provide an estimate that there is no chance of actually getting the task done on time.

If the engineer hadn't procrastimated for 2 weeks, we would've known the feature wasn't going to make it in before we published the release notes.

by Spicy B November 7, 2017

Procrastihate

The act of hating yourself for procrastinating.

I procrastihate instead of studying for my exam.

I procrastihated hard last night watching Orange is the New Black.

by GracieBruz July 2, 2019

procrastifaking

the act of someone who's always late shows up on their usual horse manure reasons or excuses

I wonder what Dylan's procrastifaking ass' excuse is gon be this time 🙄

by know buddy September 22, 2020