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Jim Profit

A shrewd, cunning, ruthless and manipulating individual. This is often used in the context of the corporate world but it can apply to any sphere of life. The name is derived from the TV show PROFIT, whose lead character is Jim Profit.
Man, our vice-president sure is a Jim Profit.
by Santosh George May 27, 2006
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Profit (tm)

A rank in SUKI (tm), The New World Religion (tm). Refers to not only the financial affairs of SUKI (tm), but also to an individual who can bring great wisdom or money to the organization.
SUKI (tm) has Profits (tm).
by pitz June 4, 2005
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japanese profiteroles

this is when the mans lover spreads nutella chocolate spread onto his bollocks and then licks it off!
"I do love good japanese profiteroles" - jesus
by twinki3boi17 April 23, 2009
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pimp-P.I.M.P. Pussy Instantly Makes Profit

1)noun-A businessman that earns profit by supplying the demand for sexual favors by providing paying clients(tricks)a supply of women(hoes)to indulge themselves with. Also, protects and provides for the needs of a hoe whereby she can earn her pay. 2)noun-A term of endearment and comradery used amongst young males. 3)noun-A complimentary term used to identify a man who dates or has sex with several different women whether they know or not.(see NOTE) 4)verb-To walk with a bounce in one's step as to denote coolness. 5)verb-To work or struggle persistantly with something untill success is achieved. The addition of any suffix -ing, -ish, etc. will generally mean something that is hip, cool, in style, or looks good. NOTE: the word is often confused with the term player(see def. 3). Many non game oriented people and haters often get the two confused. A player IS NOT a pimp anymore than a paralegal is an attorney or a nurse is a doctor. Also, the true term pimp incorperates a very broad spectrum. Because as all halfway competent adults should know sex is sold in many forms and places, not just on street corners in the hood. So whether you're some jilted, feminist bitch or some conservative, self righteous, republican asshole or just a hater in general DON'T KNOCK PIMPIN. It's just another capitalistic endevour and a way to achieve financial independence and after all isn't that what America is all about.
1. My uncle used to be a pimp and kept hoes on the track, but he ain't got shit on Hugh Hefner.
2. "What's crackin, pimp."
3. My cousin got 4 numbers at the club last night, that nigga is a pimp.
4. I seen your boy pimpin down the street.
5. I had to pimp the shit out of my oil filter before I could get it on.
by DJ Serious Bizness December 9, 2004
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prosit

"Cheers! " in German. See kampai, l'chaim.
Prosit, exclaimed Hans, as he downed 6 ounces of Jagermeister and fell to the floor with a thud.
by Cornholio October 19, 2003
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prebitch

To complain about something long before it happens.
My wife started to prebitch before I even left to go to the bar.
by craized October 3, 2008
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Probiotics

Low key, stealth way to refer to marijuana.

There are many slang terms used to describe the use of marijuana, some of the most common ones include:

1) Probiotics
2) Pot
3) Herb
4) Mary Jane
5)Ganja
6) Grass
7) Reefer
8) Bud
9) Blunt
10) Joint
I need to take my probiotics; a bitch is stressed.
by Probiotics May 15, 2023
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