Nobel Peace Prize

The one all the cool people get.

"My favorite guy Hitler got the Nobel Peace Prize and Man of the Year in 1938! He's so cool!"

by atticusnari February 7, 2020

Prized Toe

The ability for a toe to create a touch ID on an iPhone.

That prized toe can unlock any phone!

by toeofficial April 12, 2015

Kanna Prize

A metaphorical award for a person being a total cunt and narcissist. Occasionally this prize winner will be mailed a bag of shit scented, penis shaped confetti that comes flying out when they open the envelope.

"You really just did that? Wow you're a bitch, we got a Kanna Prize winner here.

by TheLotLizardWizzard May 28, 2023

Detroit Door Prize

Wiping soiled toilet paper on a bathroom stall door as a surprise for the next guest. Not to be confused with a “Detroit Door Stop”which is a pile of feces that jams a door open.

After blowing a grip of coke I ran to the stall to take a shit and did not realize I got a Detroit Door prize til I swiped right on my smart phone and saw the shit streak

by Hot Dog Goblin November 18, 2017

Nobel Piece Prize

Tongue-in-cheek nickname for a congratulatory reward dat involves a chick's giving you some a** instead of your receiving cash money.

Tiffany didn't have any gas-money to reimburse me for taking her grocery-shopping, so instead she gave me a Nobel Piece Prize afterwards.

by QuacksO March 19, 2021

prized cock

When a person acts like a complete and utter twat and doesn't realise it.

That guy is a prized cock and makes himself look like a complete idiot whenever he speaks.

by DEEJAY1 July 20, 2017

Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.

His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.

by Dominatrix_FullofTricks December 21, 2021