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Greasy Haired Pachuco

A common, garden variety Pachuco boy. A slime ball with greasy hair. The Pachuco puts grease into his hair to show the world that he is a stupid, worthless punk who refuses to work for a living. Instead of working, he collects all the entitlements handed to him by liberal polliticians. He spends his time loitering outside pool halls and liquor stores, picking his teeth with a switchblade knife and intimidating passers-by with remarks like, "Hey, mon, this is MY turf."

In the early Twenty First Century, the worst kind of Greasy Haired Pachuco is the Bald-Headed Greasy Haired Pachuco. These worthless Pachukes shave their heads to pretend they are prison inmates, all the better to impress each other and the local cholas. (If there's anything a chola loves more than greasy hair, it's a bald head.)
Listen up, you Greasy Haired Pachuco. Oakland is NOT your turf! I was born in Oakland before your ignorant Mama was born, and it's MY turf.

Join the movement to exterminate rats, fleas, AIDS, termites, Crips, Bloods, and Greasy Haired Pachucos from Oakland.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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PACHUKA

Term referring to a rude and unimaginative person who gains high praise among fools. Undeservingly powerful with the previously mentioned command, though often predictable. May also refer to one who makes the habit of repeatedly using mindlessly offensive words(fuck, shit, cock), and pays no attention to logic and moral.

Like a deaf guy with Turret's Syndrome.
"I say Wattson, that Reala is quite the pachuka."


"Indeed."
by Somone with common sense May 13, 2005
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zaza pachulia

zaza pachulia is the goat basketball legend ,dirty on the court and in bed
I wish I could be a zaza pachulia
by dancingnemo123 October 2, 2017
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Prachet

Prachet is the kind of guy to tell the teacher they forgot to check the homework and that he wants to read the book with his class during quarantine. He is also a skinny Indian with a big accent.
Prachet just told the teacher he wanted to annotate live. Screw Prachet!
by Flippity Floppity April 2, 2020
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Parachutes

Coldplay's first album, simply their best, with good songs like "don't panic", "yellow", and "high speed". Will help sooth the mind
Dude 1- Man I need to chill know any good album that will help me?

Dude 2- Ya, Coldplay's Parachutes album.
by Bones1234 June 29, 2010
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Prabhu

Prabhu
Prabhu
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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pachu

while taking a shit the noise when the shit hits the water in the toilet.
by dingey January 2, 2008
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