anal pounding

The act of ferociously moving your phallus in and out of another anus.

"WOW, last night was wild, anal pounding all night!!1!"

by JonnyLzRyan August 8, 2006

Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

pound of flesh

Something which is owed that is ruthlessly required to be paid back.

This derives from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, 1596. The insistence by Shylock of the payment of Antonio's flesh is the central plot device of the play:

SHYLOCK:
The pound of flesh which I demand of him Is deerely bought, 'tis mine, and I will have it.

The figurative use of the phrase to refer to any lawful but nevertheless unreasonable recompense dates to the late 18th century.

by 345790 September 25, 2010

holiday pounds

The extra little bit of weight you put on during a period of being on holiday or vacation.

Man, when I get back to work I'll have to start going to the gym again- I've put on some serious holiday pounds

by yobrova October 12, 2009

Pound the soc

Ignoring real life activities and people in order to mindlessly scroll strangers on social media platforms

Look at Tim over the pound the soc instead of singing karaoke with the rest of the group.

by 🐚🛎️ October 20, 2023

Pussy pound

The female equivalent of to "Dick Down" i.e. to vigorously ride your partner until his toes curl.

A ride so intense and vicious that the adrenaline rush he experiences is comparable to falling 30,000 ft from a helicopter

A sexual encounter so ingrained into his conscience that grunt he heaves after he ejaculates will be heard within 5 mile radius

B: Mate, let's go grab a pint
A: Nah I'm meeting up my girl tonight
B: Bro you just hung out with her last night
A: Fam she pussy pounded me into next week
I ain't missing out on that
B: Nuff said

by Spoilednuts April 15, 2019

Porta Pounding

Engaging in coitus while in a porta potty/john.

Wade and Jamie were caught porta pounding last week at the local carnival.

by Porta Pleasantries December 15, 2018