Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.

I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.

by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004

local poking post

a girl(or guy) that is known to be extremely easy and is receptive to depraved acts like rimjobs and ass to mouth. they are typically reputed to have every cock in town stuck in every opening on their body at least once.

candice leigh price is an example of a local poking post

by josh younggayblood February 14, 2008

PMSing

Sometimes women turn into some type of mythical beast.
It's best to avoid them during this transformation..
Don't ever tell a girl she's PMSing though, it's never polite. =)
Just let the mythical beast be, and within a few days you'll get your girl back. ;)

Person 1: My wife is turning into a mythical beast!
Person 2: She's PMSing, my friend.
Person 1: Here she comes!
Mythical beast: What are you doing on UrbanDictionary.Com?!?! Don't you love ME?! Get over here, NOW!
Person 1: I got to go. =(

by Just another _Instert Name_ November 24, 2009

lemon-poking

The act of juicing a lemon with an erect penus.

After Mike was done lemon-poking, he opened a lemonade stand.

by Sokolov September 21, 2008

turtle head poking out

Simply means that you need to take a shit . That your very close to shifting yourself

Oh man, I got a turtle head poking out

by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US

A viral rant about an overabundance of Among Us memes recorded by TikTok user biggayrapper, recorded in February 21st. (Know Your Meme)

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's ****ing memes. I was in a server, right? And ALL OF THE CHANNELS are just Among Us stuff. I-I show my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo I flip it and I said: "Hey babe, when the underwear sus! Haha! Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding!". I ****ing looked at the trash can and I said: "That's a bit sussy!". I look at my pen**, I think of the astronaut's helmet, and I go: "Pen**??? More like PENSUS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

by amogusamoguseverywhere May 11, 2021

posengers

People who affect the style of urban bicycle messengers but who are not employed as such.

Steel fixed gear bicycles are marketed towards posengers, urban riders, and students.

by Fred Poseur September 6, 2009