poptarts are not kleenex

A phrase that is seen in Google's autocomplete by simply typing "Poptarts are"

Guy 1: Dude! Come over here! I was looking up poptarts are not kleenex and i found this!
Guy 2: Neat.

by Barney The Big Fat Purple Dino January 2, 2016

Poptart Theorem

The poptart theorem states that by changing one character in a word (of the English language), it can dramatically alter the word, or even cause the opposite.

"Oh, so that Valeria girl...pretty extrordinary, right?"
"You mean extra ordinary! Burn!"
"Dude, nice poptart theorem!"

by somegirlwhodiscoveredthept March 28, 2013

Poptart Retard

A person that everbody hates, he has short brown hair, and wears a phillies jacket. Has nike 6.0s. And u like to throw poptarts at him.

Alex Lee Myers stop being a poptart retard. U stupid jew.

Ur such a poptart retard Alex.

by Im cool like that April 25, 2009

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky May 29, 2011

evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

by drey&rin December 29, 2003

Dirty poptart

Inserting a poptart between ones buttcheeks to warm up the poptart

I lent my toaster to Steve's dad, so its looks like im having a dirty poptart for breakfast

by godsWork July 16, 2021

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016